Embarrass me in front of my friends, I’ll embarrass you in front of the airport

pettyrevenge-base:

So my brother and I used to prank each other back and forth regularly a few years ago when I still lived at home. One day I’m sitting in my room hanging out with some friends when he walks in and says “Look what I found under my brothers bed!” He then proceeds to lift my mattress and reveal a dildo he had left there earlier that day. Everyone gets a good laugh at my expense, and my brother makes a fatal error: He leaves said dildo in my possession. 

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